May 2012
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[Cracked] The 12 Best Moments from Mexico's Least... →
Lucha libre is for people bored of the WWE’s plodding realism. American wrestling is to lucha libre as American football is to real football: It has far bigger but wimpier men who need to stop every 30 seconds for a bit of a rest. North America split the superheroic fantasy into two wrestling federations: The U.S. got inhuman musculature and the ability to monologue mid-combat, while...
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"The Shadow Scholar" by Ed Dante →
The request came in by e-mail around 2 in the afternoon. It was from a previous customer, and she had urgent business. I quote her message here verbatim (if I had to put up with it, so should you): “You did me business ethics propsal for me I need propsal got approved pls can you will write me paper?”
I’ve gotten pretty good at interpreting this kind of correspondence. The...
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Luke McKinney's Law of Conservation of Lucha...
“Every good scientist must be cancelled out by an evil one.”
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[Cracked] The 7 Most Terrifying Archaeological... →
<photo via National Geographic>
No professional position, aside from perhaps police officer and horny pizza delivery boy, is more frequently misrepresented in film than archaeologist. In movies, archaeologists are all dashing figures, risking life and limb in the pursuit of knowledge while arcane artifacts and ancient traps besiege their efforts. Or else they’re perpetually...
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[Cracked] 8 Prehistoric Creatures Ripped Directly... →
Prehistory had no shortage of terrifying monsters, with everything from the more well-known Raptors and Rexes to super rats and three-eyed shrimp. As pants-ruining as all those things might be, however, science is always unearthing new veins of rich, ancient terror-beasts that would make H.P. Lovecraft terror-puke right in Stephen King’s eye.
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cute baby bats! →
baturday:
Submitted by: girvrks
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Just once i want to see an institution called the...
Get it?
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Thanks for following!
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Enjoyed finding out last night that even though i’ve now physically removed my Mactop’s utterly useless battery, she still goes into sleep mode for at least a bit when unplugged. In fact, she seems to be doing it with more consistency than she did when she -had- the battery. Huh.
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