If Love Songs Reflected Modern Views on Marriage and Divorce
“You Are So Beautiful (For Now)” by Joe Cocker
“(I’m Partly For You) Body and Soul” by Billie Holiday
“You Oughta Know” By Alanis Morrisette (this one doesn’t really need to be changed at all. Except to bleach the idea of Alanis giving a blowjob to Dave Coulier in a movie theatre out of our collective minds)
“Let’s Get Married (We’re Bored Anyway)” by Archie Star
“If I Had A Million Dollars (You’d Take it From Me in Court)” by Barenaked Ladies
“Zak & Sarah & Their Lawyers” by Ben Folds
“Bitch Went Nuts” by Ben Folds (this one doesn’t really have to be changed either)
“Everything I Have Is Yours” by Billie Holiday (title doesn’t need changed, just the lyrics)
“She Belongs to Me (She’s My Daughter Too)” by Bob Dylan
“Will You Love Me Tomorrow? (Probably Not)” by Carol King
